A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. The moderator was getting frustrated. The clock is ticking for millions of Americans. Q: How do you casterate a Louisville Cardinals fan? A: A referee. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. Q: What do you call an Kentucky football player with a championship ring?
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her! Q: Why aren't Western Kentucky cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. A: UK fans with big eyes after Gators beat them.
Why do ducks fly over Kentucky upside down?
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There's a lot of build-up to the event, hearts are racing, tensions are high, everyone is super excited, and when the time finally comes and it's time to get started, it's over in seconds Q: What is a Wildcats fan's favorite whine?
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